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@AmericanGent69: Co-Worker: Poor John has been single forever. We should set him up.

Me: *hiding cocaine and a gun in his office desk* I’m on it.

Co-Worker: Poor John has been single forever. We should set him up. 

Me: *hiding cocaine and a gun in his office desk* I’m on it.

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