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@jordan_stratton: COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take.

ME: You mean, don't take?

COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen.

COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take.

ME: You mean, don’t take?

COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen.

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