@donni: Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change.
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@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
@Donnie_Fairburn: Insanity [in•san•i•ty] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..