@donni: Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change.
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
@noog: "I think that kid's a robot" What? "Look at his mouth" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* "That's exactly what a robot would say"
@KPsych29: My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.