@donni: Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change.
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@TheOfficialTed: Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.
@BigFatNothing: (in a rowboat with 6 starving people) "I think you mean "WHOM should we eat first"
@fillthevacuum: Don't get it. Heard the phrase "keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me.