@amhw: Coffee: Because when you're groggy and barely coherent, the first thing you should do is handle a scalding hot cup of liquid.
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@GibJimson: [at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over.
@TheDairylandDon: Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma.
@SamuelHLowe: You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer.