@amhw: Coffee: Because when you're groggy and barely coherent, the first thing you should do is handle a scalding hot cup of liquid.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, "how to purchase a baby elephant?"*
@lisaOoOo: I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.