@Hormonella: Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street.
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@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
@Vodkantots: [to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated.
@batkaren: Dinosaurs never could've survived til the present day. Could you imagine a stegosaurus in a Honda Civic? It'd be totally ridiculous in 2017.