@1_swarthy_dude: Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java.
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@FuckabillyRex: Fill your coffee maker with cake mix for an amazingly delicious yet entirely unexpected Thursday morning.
@basit_saeed: When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: "Please let it be my leg, Lord."
@DamonHunzeker: Vader: "I am your father." Luke: "I am your father." Vader: "Stop copying me." Luke: "Stop copying me." Vader: "Shut up." Luke: "Shut up."