@1_swarthy_dude: Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java.
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@meat_tornado_: write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead
@thetits: Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*
@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
@UniqueDude2: [dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea