@BoyCalledAnn: Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity.
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@BrownBoxers: No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed. -every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds.
@WheelTod: When I can't afford strobe lighting for my house parties, I just ask everyone to blink in time to the music instead.
@bornmiserable: in addition to Lady Doritos, Doritos plans to make Alpha Male Doritos, which will be just shards of broken glass