@Home_Halfway: Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond.
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@FuckabillyRex: *during sex Her: This feels weird, is it a water bed? Me: Nope. Way better. *pulls back sheet to reveal hundreds of meatball subs
@abrosenthal: A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff.
@drinksmcgee: Her: Do you have any hobbies? *flashback to placing dismembered body parts into jars filled with formaldehyde Me: I make my own preserves.