@KevinFarzad: College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
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@sixfootcandy: [concert] Security Guard: Ma’am, do you have alcohol in your bag? Me: I don’t think so. Here, hold this flask while I check.
@OrangeFact: Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit.
@TheBigBatman: Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?