@coIIegestudentz: College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.
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@3sunzzz: [sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.
@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
@bridger_w: If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.