@juliussharpe: Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
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@Writethatdown12: Trainer: "ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?" Me: "tanning bed"
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.