@juliussharpe: Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
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@sirmunchie: For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?
@sarcasticmommy4: Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list.
@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."
@birbigs: It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars.