@Home_Halfway: Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down.
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@david8hughes: [at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip
@TheBoydP: If someone gives me an answer I don't agree with I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I assume they didn't understand the question.
@Chicken_Hawk38: Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
@OneThirstyNaut: [Enter a password] "beansandsausage" [Password must contain at least two capitals] "limabeansandviennasausage"