@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger.
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@ddsmidt: Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party.
@panmidwest: GOD: i'm going to tell you the name by which you may call me throughout all generations MOSES: no way GOD: yahweh MOSES: ok so what is it
@VerifiedDrunk: Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired.
@PeachCoffin: I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you