@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?
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@hyperblastchic: Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave.
@aveuaskew: My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings.
@kathradical: I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman