@JimmerThatisAll: We can put a man on the moon but we can't reference any other achievements?
@dyldonot: [consoling grieving widow]
so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokémon collection?
@AngryBlkManDC: On this day 15 years ago my moms picked up the phone and interrupted a file at 96% I'd been downloading from Napster for 17 hours.
@DanMentos: BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions
ME: hold my beer
@jwoodham: "You have a date? With who?"
[Sees a fishing boat]
"Uh, her name is Net..."
[Sees someone with a booger]
"Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."
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