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@Tommytoughstuff: "Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me!
"Ok" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."
"Wow um..neat..."

“Come on man! I’m sure your superpower is cool! Show me!
“Ok” *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right.”
“Wow um..neat…”

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