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@iwearaonesie: *comes back with wife's purse*
w: I said don't run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled?
m:[bleeding] Twice

*comes back with wife’s purse*
w: I said don’t run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled?
m:[bleeding] Twice

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