@murrman5: *comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*
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@crushingbort: "there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*
@Fickle_Filly: People who use the phrase "Correct me if I'm wrong..." clearly don't know me very well.
@joci2203: [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?