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@AnkCoupleTO: [coming out of coma]

Doc: You survived the heart attack
Me: I'm going to eat right & get fit
D: *shows me hospital bill*
M: *pulls plug*

[coming out of coma]

Doc: You survived the heart attack
Me: I’m going to eat right & get fit
D: *shows me hospital bill*
M: *pulls plug*

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