@ruinedpicnic: coming soon to a timeline near you
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@rudy_mustang: how would water even break? it's a liquid. im not sure i want to have a baby with a liar sharon
@AnnietheNanny1: My friend tripped and fell, ran into a tree and broke her nose on her morning run this morning. I reminded her, I maybe got a little out of breath, but didn't hurt anything eating cheesecake in bed.
@BuckyIsotope: My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing.
@SoVeryBritish: How to fix something: -Say "let's have a look" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say "nah it's broken" -Place hands on hips