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@Gre_Gone: [coming through customs]
Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare?
*slams passport*
"I've had sex."

[coming through customs]
Okay Sir 1 last thing before we’re done. Is there anything you’d like to declare?
*slams passport*
“I’ve had sex.”

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