Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they’re like "Yeah, you haven’t got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."

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@itsthatAsh: Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like "Yeah, you haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."

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