Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?

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@crylenol: Commercial for Twitter dot com:

*man yells nonsense out his window*

Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?

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@SteveKoehler22: The age-old question .... Are we alone ? Of course we're not. There are 320 million other idiots on Twitter besides us.

@Xoolun: I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope.

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@Princessofwifi: Important

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@singwithTaffy: Shouldn't Alien vs. Predator just be called Alien vs. Alien?

@DaddyJew: Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse.

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