@michaelianblack: Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody.
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@Brianhopecomedy: You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok.
@electrolemon: to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?" My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?" Yes. I literally just said that