@michaelianblack: Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody.
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@JMScomedy: If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
@introvertedwife: I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
@Shock_Monster: If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.