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@Donna_McCoy: Common sense: Walk away.
@TitansHomer: Wait. Those Nigerian girls are still missing??
What about that really cool hashtag we made?
They didn't free them when they saw it??
@topherjordan: First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great.
@InternetHippo: [halloween at the retirement home where i work]
Boss: You can’t wear that costume here
Me (leaning on my scythe): Why not
@calamitydaisy: I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere.
@UncleDuke1969: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"
"Why not, sir?"
"Because, it would make my rabbi sad."