@TheSwanDon: Communists only write in lowercase letters because they hate Capitalism.
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@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
@JerryThomas: I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions.
@juliussharpe: After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I'd rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.