@burntmybagel: Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
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@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.
@_davidlucas_: There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend.
@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*