@burntmybagel: Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Went on blind date, woke up in bathtub with kidney gone. 6 out of 10, would date again.
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.