@iwearaonesie: complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories
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@ch000ch: u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same
@DeanOkay: Wish someone would invent a device that would allow me to speak instead of having to text back and forth 30 times to get my point across.
@secondofhername: Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.