@jonnysun: gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make: - a snake - worm - eel - dog, hot - 2 snakes

@khook32: One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer.

@NotOnTheMoors: I have a male dead set on getting into my pants. It's the cat and my knickers drawer, but still.

@paperphotoyo: Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house.

@KeetPotato: doctor: "how much exercise do you do per week?" me: "um.. does sex count? doctor: "yes" me: "absolutely none"