@MMFlint: Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US.
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@egg_dog: good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room
@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.