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@SoulYodeler: Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question.
@sfreeze6: [2015 Bird Awards]
AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN
(Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)
@Snarfernini: Me: Let's have a fight with that guy you like
Brain: That's not a good idea, he might actually like y...
Me: GOOD IDEA! WE ATTACK AT DAWN!
@LackOfShame: Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead.
@explodingboy_: If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?
@INDlAN_: Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: You really need to see my life.