@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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@FullMetalMommy: My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn.
@IamEnidColeslaw: rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants
@Robert_Beau: So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark