@omgthatspunny: Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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@TheBoydP: "I have to poop" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do
@Girl_Censored: A 13 yr old just told me I was cool for an old person. I almost slapped her then she said "you're like 23, right? I bought her ice cream.
@ehdannyboy: "Dad why was I called Holly?" cos u were born at a special time of year "And me dad?" yes Summer and u too "And me too dad?" yes Easter-Egg