@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
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@SondraDeeMe: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.
@samalmightysam: Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras.
@sixfootcandy: You know you're an adult when you spend $100 at the grocery store and leave without any food.
@AtticusFinch79: [November 2030] *at the ocean* "don't forget your oil block, 800 spf sunblock and your radiation suits" Kids: This fish has three heads