@NotThatNixon: Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese.
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@Brianhopecomedy: Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard.
@yoyoha: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT" - Guy who named the sweater.
@ashleyaustrew: You have -4 min to cook. Your ingredients are: Goldfish An apple w/ 1 bite out of it Chicken you didn't thaw 7 Legos - Chopped: Moms Edition
@sixfootcandy: (guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*