@NotThatNixon: Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese.
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@toni_goldsetin: My mom always has these great sayings for life, like "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" and "Everybody hates you."
@NervousJr: Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're
@partlyfunny: My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
@JayCee302: A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god