@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.
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@ohheyohhihello: what do we want??? CHEESECAKE when do we want it??? PEOPLE VERY RARELY SAY THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT THEY DON’T WANT IMMEDIATELY
@dog_feelings: the human thinks. i won’t get excited. if they say. doubleyouayellkay. instead of. walk. but guess what. i am excited
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.