@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.
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@Rachelnoise: My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can't get laid.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
@TheTweetOfGod: Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now.
@AGStr8upNinja: It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers.