@VaguelyFunnyDan: (confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does "Single Ladies" dance)
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@jordan_stratton: [Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants.
@Xalqee: If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can.