@VaguelyFunnyDan: (confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does "Single Ladies" dance)
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@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
@ThisOneSayz: Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.
@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark