@huntigula: confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
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@JeremyInKC: Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
@LegoGodzilla: I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.
@Slims_Ramblings: Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first.