@Blarebare: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.
@BradBroaddus: I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad.
@stanleybehrman: Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.