@Blarebare: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
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@duplicitron: Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears.
@FrancysNjoroge: Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light -Bathroom graffiti
@Scdavis24: Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant.
@Phoebetate: I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain't got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her