@Blarebare: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
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@thr33circles: Quitting twitter is the adult version of running away from home. We ALL know you're doing it for attention and we ALL know you'll be back.
@HapInTheCap: Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really.
@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.