@DancesWithTamis: Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you
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@WeissBrandon: Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?
@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.
@buttgh0st: frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone