@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
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@EtobicokeErnie: Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your sister” was the wrong answer.
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.
@_NTFG_: Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card.