@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
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@murrman5: can we have one night where you don't act like spiderman "ok" [hour later a bird/panther type thing steals wife's purse] "don't look at me"
@NOTVIKING: date: i hate pet names me: [trying to recover as i was about to call her a cutie pie] same.... comrade