@Dr_awfulpants: Congratulations on "obtaining" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge.
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@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@eeethanford: [awesome life of caterpillar] 1) all I do is eat, awesome 2) time to sleep in this cozy bag, awesome 3) *wakes up*OMG I CAN FLY NOW, AWESOME
@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.