@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
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@_Justin_Stepien: I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
@Jerk_Martin: Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?
@jdforshort: If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom I guess it's finally time to shave my legs for spring *Walks away with hedge trimmers
@tat2dsoccermom: Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there.