@AaronFullerton: Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt.
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@jonnysun: [throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] "HEY! NO LITERING--" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]
@BrettDruck: I have bad fight or flight instincts. Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.