@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
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@boring_as_heck: Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day.
@TheRobCee: Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists.
@Pumpkinbabypie: Thin eyeliner today. *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *left one goes fatter *right one goes fatter *covers entire face.