@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
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@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
@Playing_Dad: [Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't.
@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this