@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
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@julie2288: Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee
@1CleverClogs: I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.
@caribbeankris: I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an "ungrateful little prick"
@SwedishCanary: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off.