@Remiel: Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly.
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@theshamingofjay: Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason.
@eyeswidebutt: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush.
@BonaFideIntent: I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!