@Remiel: Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly.
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@OuterJohn: When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic.
@DirtMcTurd: My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday
@djdarrellripley: Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry.
@Sassafrantz: If I'm ever reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like "stop playing dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"