@ItsAndyRyan: Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise.
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@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
@sixfootcandy: I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say "Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"
@kumailn: "Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'." - study conducted using Christmas newsletters