@BuckyIsotope: Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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@weinerdog4life: Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time.
@Sickayduh: Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK
@HenpeckedHal: I'm in pretty decent shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. That didn't happen to me--it's just a good yardstick for the kind of shape I'm in.