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@EndhooS: Cool puppy. What's his name?
"Patches"
Aww, that's a cute name. Because he has those spots?
"Nah...it's cause he's trying to quit smoking"

Cool puppy. What’s his name?
“Patches”
Aww, that’s a cute name. Because he has those spots?
“Nah…it’s cause he’s trying to quit smoking”

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