@JeremyPoxon: [cool youth pastor voice] let me tell you the story of another special boy who miraculously left a cave
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bgirl314: 5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you.
@mattsurely: Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.